05/15/2025
🌊 NOW HIRING: Poolside Hero (aka Pool Cleaning Technician) 🦸♂️🧼
Do you enjoy sunshine, sparkling water, and making algae cry? Do you dream of wielding a pool skimmer like a sword and battling the evil forces of debris, bugs, and bad pH levels?
Good news: We’re looking for a Pool Cleaning Technician to join our crew of aquatic avengers.
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Your Mission (should you choose to accept it):
--Transform murky messes into crystal-clear masterpieces
-Show up on time and occasionally flex your cannon-like forearms while lifting pump lids
-Make pools look so good, people will want to Instagram them
-Tame wild pool filters, whisper to chlorine tablets, and conquer green water like a boss
-Pet the occasional friendly dog (it’s part of the job, trust us)
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Perks:
-Paid in real money
-Sunshine therapy (aka: working outside)
-Company swag that makes you look like a pool pro
-You get to say “I clean pools” at parties and instantly become 23% more interesting
-You Might Be the One If You:
-Have a driver’s license and can find your way to a pool with or without GPS
-Know your way around a vacuum
-Aren’t afraid to get wet or wrestle with pool equipment
-Think “chlorine” is your signature scent
👊 Experience is great, but attitude is better. We’ll train the right person to become a Pool Knight.
📍 Based in Saint Cloud, FL — helping pools live their best lives, one clean at a time.
Apply now — the pool party’s waiting and we need you to be the guest of honor (with a brush and test kit).
📩 Slide into our DMs or email [email protected] to get started!
