08/28/2026
The cleaners prayer 🙏🏼
Dear Lord,
Please give me the strength to walk into another Airbnb after checkout and not immediately question humanity. 😂
Please let the beds be reasonably slept in, the towels be hanging where towels belong, and the dishes actually make it into the dishwasher.
Lord, I pray that today’s guests remembered that dirty diapers belong in the trash—not the bathroom trash can, not the toilet, not stuffed behind the shower curtain, and DEFINITELY not left on the bathroom floor. 🙏😂
Please help me understand why someone unplugged the alarm clock because they thought “people were watching.” Lord, it’s a CLOCK. 😭
Please let there be no mystery smells, suspicious stains, glitter, confetti, or food ground into places food has absolutely no business being.
Protect me from the guests who say, “We left it just like we found it.”
Because, Lord… they did not. 😂
Please bless my vacuum, my mop, my cleaning products, my back, my knees, and especially my patience.
And Lord, PLEASE put it on the hearts of every guest:
CHECKOUT IS 10:00 A.M.
Just because you’re given until 10:00 does NOT mean you have to stay until 10:01. 😭
If you’re packed at 9:15, you may leave.
If you’re ready at 9:30, you may leave.
If you’re standing at the door at 9:59, PLEASE OPEN IT. 😂
Because there is a cleaner outside with a schedule, another house to clean, and a whole lot of sanitizing to do.
Lord, give me eyes to see every crumb, hair, fingerprint, and smudge.
Give me the patience to check every corner, under every bed, inside every drawer, and behind every door.
And when I finally finish, let the next guests walk in and say:
“WOW! This place is spotless!”
Because Lord, You know…
I DID NOT COME THIS FAR TO GET A 4-STAR REVIEW BECAUSE SOMEONE FOUND ONE HAIR. 😂🙏
Amen. 🧹✨
