The Chicken Tender of Michigan

08/08/2026

Detroit & TC dates are posted. Want in? Send me a message and I’ll save your spot.

08/07/2026

Fall deep cleans are OPEN (recommend September-November)! 🍁
Get your coop reset before winter settles in.
If you’re battling mites or lice, message me ahead of time — those appointments get a full‑day treatment.

Reach out or schedule your own appointment here:https://book.heygoldie.com/The-Chicken-Tender

08/03/2026

07/29/2026

07/26/2026

Barns get feral fast — tack rooms fill up, feed rooms lose their flow, and lofts become archaeological dig sites. Over time, the chaos makes daily chores harder, less efficient, and way less enjoyable. (Trust me I know. I have to reset mine too!)

That’s where I come in.
I’m now offering Barn Organization Services for my existing and new clients who want their barn to feel functional, tidy, and easy to navigate again.

What does this include?

*Consult to know what your goals are for your space

*Full inventory sort and label system setup for easy day-to-day management

*Light sanitizing wipe-down of surfaces and fixtures

*Product & Supply Sourcing — we research and shop for what your farm needs

*Before-and-after documentation photos so you can see the full transformation

*Remove debris and waste so you don't have to.

Please note this does not involve stall or coop clean out. This is a separate service.

Feel free to reach out with any questions! Photos and videos are always helpful!

❤️🐣The Chicken Tender

07/24/2026

One opening left for a Coop
Cleaning in Detroit
Tomorrow!

07/23/2026

Goodbye webs! This is a no spider zone 🕷️🕸️🖤

07/20/2026

We tackled a huge mite infestation! It was even affecting the goats. Mites can't live and reproduce on goats long term but they can bite them and cause itchiness and irritation.

We suspect it was brought in by the hay as the mites were very prominent in this area!

So always check your hay!

07/20/2026

Today was our first time cleaning up after pheasants!

Meet the Golden Pheasant! They can’t be in direct sunlight because their feathers fade! Nature’s most dramatic high‑maintenance highlight job. 🌈