Soaked, LLC

05/31/2026

It's Saturday near Midnight!
-Do you know where your Pressure Washer is at?

Tonight's Grime Scene is an overnight special operation.

-Stay Soaked!

05/26/2026

05/26/2026

Screen Actors Guild sighted in Royse city! Suspects apprehended are known as,
"Adhesive Murphy ", "Overspray Winfrey ", Brick James", "Stone Cold Steve Austin Stone", "Trackie Robinson ", "Seth Screen", "Windowna Ryder", "Mildew McConaughey ", and "Ceiling Deon "

Husband and Wife from Royse city had been vandalized and decided to place a call for backup.
-Luckily Soaked was nearby when the call came in!

Update: All Suspects have been apprehended and escorted out, This home was a 3 day project.

If you or anyone you know has been vandalized by any of our usual suspects, feel free to contact our Grime Fighters hot-line at 469-493-0341.

-Stay Soaked!

05/20/2026

Sorry Ladies and Gentlemen!
-We're wrapping up a 3 day project and it has been non-stop action.

Here's a sneak peak of today's Grime scene.

05/14/2026

Husband and Wife from Point get straight to the Point! Suspects at this home are known as,
"Mildew McConaughey ", "Moldy Harrelson ", "Waspton Kutcher ", "Keanu Eaves", & "Jack Web".

-Luckily Soaked was nearby when the call came in!

Update: All Suspects have been apprehended and escorted out.

If you or anyone you know has been targeted by any of our usual suspects, feel free to contact our Grime Fighters hot-line at 469-493-0341.

-Stay Soaked!

05/13/2026

Nautical shores residents had been overrun by nature and decided to place a call for backup!

This home had spider webs, dirt dobbers, wasp nests, bird nests, screens, porches and driveways that all needed some love.

-Luckily Soaked was nearby when the call came in!

*We have a confession to make. Since winter time, Soaked has been a one man show.

Between estimates, vehicle/equipment maintenance, ordering supplies, scheduling, editing photos/videos, making Soaked Posts and servicing our clients. Time management has been a tricky part of the process lately.

We have been a bit behind on creating content, we apologize and are going to bring you more content soon.

If you or anyone you know has been targeted by any of our usual suspects, feel free to contact our Grime Fighters hot-line at 469-493-0341.

-Stay Soaked!

04/28/2026

Commercial and Residential customers have been blowing up our Grime Fighters hot-line with reports of Grime in the area.

Multiple Suspects have been reported!
Keep an eye out for Known Suspects in an area near you.

Recent Local MOST WANTED LIST:
Woody Molderson
Bruce Wallis
Vinyl Richie
Brick James
Stone Cold Steve Austin stone
Pane Fonda
Roofus Dirty
Trackie Robinson
Greese Witherspoon
Concretus Jones
Windowna Ryder
Keanu Eaves
Jimmy Gutter
Paul Rust
The Grime Minister

If you or anyone you know has been targeted by any of our usual suspects, feel free to contact our Grime Fighters hot-line at 469-493-0341.

This home has been Sponsored in part by:
"The Leather Sofa Co. " with 5 Locations in the Dallas Fort Worth area. Stop in and tell them, Soaked sent you.

-Stay Soaked!

04/25/2026

It's 4:50 Am on a Saturday! Do you know where your Pressure Washer is at?

-It's towards the end of the month and we have 5 days to get about 20 more clients serviced!

-Stay tuned as we prepare to get some fresh Grime Scene photo's for everyone to see.

In this rainy season, we've been traveling from city to city dodging rain to get everyone serviced in a timely manner.

-Stay Soaked!

04/21/2026

Multiple Fugitives detained in Lone Oak, Tx!
Suspects known as, "Vinyl Richie", "Mildew McConaughey " , "Clint Eatswood", "Moldy Harrelson ", & "Al Jay" have all been apprehended and escorted out.

This customer wanted to make sure that this home had been sanitized and disinfected before getting it to its new Owners.

They knew there was only one company that could be trusted to do the job at hand.

If you or anyone you know has been targeted by any of our usual suspects, feel free to contact our Grime Fighters hot-line at 469-493-0341.

-Stay Soaked!

04/20/2026

Sorry for not posting lately, There's been Grime Scene's all over!

-Rest assured folks, Soaked is out there battling Grime, so you don't have too!

-Stay Soaked