09/22/2026
🚨 HOUSE CLEANER PSA 🚨
If you see me walking into your house with a vacuum, broom, mop, and the look of a woman who has seen some things… just know LOVE BUG SEASON has officially arrived. 😂🪰
These little flying demons have apparently decided that every window, door, porch, wall, and light fixture is their personal vacation home. And somehow they ALWAYS know when I just finished cleaning. 🤦♀️😂
I clean them up…
They come back.
I clean them up again…
They bring their cousins.
At this point, I’m pretty sure they’re on the payroll. 😂
So if your house has a few extra “love bugs” hanging around, just remember: I’m a house cleaner, not an exorcist. 🤣🧹🪰
Praying for all of us until these little winged menaces pack their bags and leave! 🙏😂