09/17/2026
🧽✨ HAPPY NATIONAL PROFESSIONAL HOUSE CLEANER DAY!✨🧽
Being a professional house cleaner has taught me A LOT about home design… mostly what NOT to do when I build my dream house. 😂
Things I’ve learned:
❌ **NO BLACK CABINETRY.**
I love the look… until I have to clean it. Every. Single. Fingerprint. Shows. AND. Dust Particle.😵💫
❌ **NO BLACK FIXTURES, K***S OR FAUCETS.**
Water spots, dust, fingerprints… they’re basically a magnet.
❌ **NO GLASS SHOWER DOORS.**
Because let’s be honest… who is actually squeegeeing those things after EVERY shower?! 😂
❌ **NO BLINDS.** 😂
Every. Little. Slat. Is. A. Dust. Collector.
❌ **NO FANCY, COMPLICATED LIGHT FIXTURES.**
Give me a simple light fixture that I can actually dust without needing an engineering degree and three different attachments. 😂
Things I WOULD absolutely put in my house:
✅ **A removable showerhead in EVERY bathroom.**
Because being able to spray down the shower makes cleaning approximately 900% more satisfying. 😂
✅ **UNDERMOUNT SINKS.**
No weird lip around the edge collecting crumbs, grime and questionable substances. 🙌
✅ **Simple light fixtures that don’t have 47 little glass pieces to clean.** 😂
So if you’re building a house and ask me for design advice…
I may not know the latest trends, but I KNOW WHAT’S A PAIN IN THE A$$ TO CLEAN. 🤣🧽
Happy National Professional House Cleaner Day to all the cleaners out there! ❤️
May your microfiber cloths be plentiful, your vacuums never clog, and your clients please stop buying black faucets. (Jk, it’s okay… I’m hear for you)😂🧹✨