Texas Splish Splash Hand Car Wash of Pearland

07/01/2025

Prosecute them.

🚨 NEW: RFK Jr. tells Tucker Carlson the CDC buried its own internal study showing a 1135% INCREASE in autism risk from hepatitis B vaccination.

The researchers were shocked

So they covered it up.

How?

“They got rid of all the older children essentially and just had younger children who are too young to be diagnosed [with autism].”

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07/04/2024

We are closed today in celebration of Independence Day. Happy Fourth of July Everyone!

03/30/2024

WELCOME TO SPRING! 😊

01/10/2024

After that wild weather, your ride 🚗 likely looks like you went mudding or on safari! That’s why we are here, folks. Let our TSS team bring your ride’s sparkle & shine back. 😉

01/09/2024

We know we need the rain. As a small business owner and local, I understand this. Know that our team wishes you safety during this weather and can’t wait to see you again once it clears. Forecasts say tomorrow or Wednesday.

09/01/2023

Perfection! 🤪😍
Happy Labor Day Weekend, peeps!

07/10/2023

It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood
A beautiful day for our neighbors to come see us
Won’t you be mine?
Won’t you be mine?
Won’t you be my neighbor (and customer)? 😁

07/05/2023

Welcome back to the work week, Friends. 😉

🚨🎣🐟 A man with two buckets of fish was leaving Galveston beach well known for its fishing and was stopped by a game warden. The warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"
The man replied to the game warden, "No, sir. These are my pet fish."
"Pet fish?!" the warden replied.
"Yes, sir. Every night I take these fish down to this beach and let them swim around for about a half-hour, When I whistle, they all come back, jump back into my buckets, and I take 'em home. We do this every night."
"That's a bunch of hooey," said the warden. "Fish can't do that!"
"No, really! says the man. "Here, I'll show you." And he releases the fish in the ocean.
"Well, I've GOT to see this!" the game warden replied.
The man and the warden stood and waited. After several minutes, the game warden turned to the man and said, "Well?"
"Well, what?" the man asked.
"When are you going to call them back?" the game warden huffs.
"Call who back?" the man asked.
"The FISH."
"What fish?"

07/04/2023

Happy Independence Day, friends. Be safe.

04/09/2023

You feel me? 😢

03/17/2023

All that rain…and now it’s 🥶…. Focusing on the “positive”. We will see each other again soon. 😎