Hex the Mess

03/02/2026

Shower glass so dirty you can’t see through it?
Watch me exorcise the grime. 👻
Hex the Mess — banishing buildup one pane at a time!!!!

Serving Carmichael and surrounding areas.
Message me to summon a cleaning. 🧹✨️

03/02/2026

And please don't mind my dancing while I clean. That is how you know I've reached flow state. Your dirt and grime will hate to see me dancing their way! Lol

03/01/2026

# 🕯️🔮 HEX THE MESS — PRICING MENU

*Transparent pricing. No hidden curses.*

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# # 🧪✨ The Basic Brew

*(Maintenance Magic)*
**Starting at $75**

🧹 Dusting all surfaces
🧹 Vacuuming/Sweeping & mopping floors
🧹 Kitchen counters & sink
🧹 Bathroom sink, toilet, tub & mirror
🧹 Spot-clean walls

🕯️ Best for weekly/bi-weekly upkeep
🕯️ $25/hour baseline

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# # 🌙🌠The Astral Reset

*(Deep Cleaning Ritual)*
**Starting at $125**

For when your space needs energetic realignment.

Includes everything in *The Basic Brew*, plus:

🌠 Baseboards & door frames
🌠 Cabinet fronts
🌠 Soap scum & buildup removal
🌠 Detailed kitchen & bathroom scrubbing
🌠 Extra attention to neglected areas
🌠 Interior windows

🔮 Best for first-time cleans & seasonal resets
🔮 Typical time: 5–7 hours

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# # 🚪✨ The Transition Spell

*(Move-in/Move-Out)*
**Starting at $100**

When one chapter closes and another begins.

🪄 Inside cabinets & drawers
🪄 Inside fridge & oven
🪄 Baseboards & reachable walls
🪄 Heavy kitchen & bathroom detailing
🪄 Floors scrubbed & vacuumed
🪄 Blinds cleaned (if applicable)

🚪 Best for move-outs, rentals & inspections
✨ Pricing varies by size & condition
❗️Pricing assumes location for cleaning is empty, without furniture.

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# # 💩The Doo-Doom Removal Ritual

*(Pet Waste Management)*
**Starting at $25 per visit**

💩 Yard p**p scooping & removal
💩 Safe, sanitary disposal
💩 One-time or recurring options

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# # 🕯️ Add-On Enchantments

✨ Inside fridge — $25
✨ Inside oven — $30
✨ Laundry folding — $20
✨ Light organization — $30/hour

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# # 🔮 First Clean Blessing

✨ $20 OFF your first cleaning ✨
Automatically applied for new clients!

02/21/2026

Sacramento friends — be honest 😂
What’s the ONE chore you avoid like it’s cursed?

🚽 Bathrooms
🍳 Kitchen grease
🧦 Laundry piles
🐾 Pet hair

I need to know for… scientific witch reasons 🧹✨

02/17/2026

Flat or hourly rates available for house cleaning services!

Call or text 9165455082 ✨️✨️✨️

02/16/2026

Hex the Mess was born from the belief that cleaning is more than a chore — it’s a reset.

For me, cleaning is truly cathartic. When I clean, I drop into a deep flow state where focus, care, and intention take over. It’s grounding. It’s calming. It’s powerful. And yes — it absolutely banishes negative energy and dirt at the same time.

Hex the Mess blends practical, detail-oriented cleaning with a little witchy humor and a lot of heart. I believe homes hold energy, and when a space is cleared, the people inside it can breathe easier, think clearer, and rest better.

This is judgment-free cleaning. Life gets messy. Kids, pets, busy schedules, burnout — it all happens. My role isn’t to judge the mess, but to lift it.

I specialize in thoughtful, thorough cleans that leave your home feeling lighter, calmer, and refreshed — like a good energetic cleanse, but with sparkling countertops.

No potions. No spells. Just honest work, strong attention to detail, and a deep love for turning chaos into calm.

✨ Welcome to Hex the Mess ✨️

02/13/2026

Let me exorcise the dirt from your home!

I don’t judge — I banish messes.
House cleaning that feels like magic ✨
Sacramento area | Standard & deep cleans
Message for a quote 🧹

02/13/2026

I don’t judge — I banish messes.
House cleaning that feels like magic ✨
Sacramento area | Standard & deep cleans
Message for a quote 🧹