Cunningham Septic Pumping, LLC

Cunningham Septic Pumping, LLC We provide residential and commercial septic pumping in West Virginia and Pennsylvania. The average adult eats about a quart of food each day.

The body extracts a very small portion of this food and uses it to sustain the body. The rest is excreted into the waste stream. This means each adult discharges about 90 gallons of solid waste into the septic tank each year. Assuming the waste volume is reduced by about 60% by the anaerobic bacteria in the septic tank, this means each adult adds about 60 gallons of solids to their septic tank eac

h year. Both the regulatory and pumping industry recommend that the sludge and scum layer in a septic tank should never be permitted to fill more than about 30% of the septic tank’s volume. Therefore, it will take about 5 years for one adult to fill 300 gallons of a 1,000-gallon septic tank with sludge and scum. A family of four will fill the 300-gallon storage volume of a 1,000-gallon septic tank in about 1.5 years. By making adjustments in this analysis for adults working outside of the home a third of the time and children going to school, it is easy to conclude that a septic tank should be pumped every two to three years. Give us a call when it is time to get your septic tank pumped. Our standard pricing is for 1000 gallon tanks and require that you have the dirt off the lid prior to our arrival and a water hose be readily available and within reach of the septic tank. Just in case you ever have considered getting in a septic tank-don't. Never enter a septic tank for any reason. These tanks contain gasses that can kill you.

🎉💩 HAPPY NATIONAL P**P DAY! 💩🎉That’s right — February 9th is National P**p Day! It’s the day after the Super Bowl, and w...
02/09/2026

🎉💩 HAPPY NATIONAL P**P DAY! 💩🎉
That’s right — February 9th is National P**p Day! It’s the day after the Super Bowl, and we’re celebrating the most natural (and unavoidable) part of life that we deal with EVERY SINGLE DAY! 🏈➡️🚽

The day after the Super Bowl means two things:
1️⃣ Regret
2️⃣ FULL TANKS 😏🏈➡️🚽
And if your house if feeling the aftermath of Superbowl Sunday, remember:
👉 💩🚛💪YOU DUMP IT, WE PUMP IT! 💪🚛💩👈

Whether yesterday’s game-day snacks hit a little too hard or it’s just time for routine maintenance, we’ve got your back (and your tank).

📞 Give us a call (304-376-2469) if things are getting full — because when it comes to #2, we’re #1 😆

💩 We handle the dirty work
🔥 You enjoy peace of mind
😎 Everyone wins

https://www.daysoftheyear.com/days/national-poop-day/

**pDay 💩🔥

National P**p Day uses humor, science, and creativity to spark open conversations about digestion, gut health, sanitation, and the importance of proper waste care.

🏈 SUPER BOWL SUNDAY 🚨 🏈If your pipes throw a flag today…🚩 Illegal backup🚩 Unnecessary roughage🚩 Unsportsmanlike conduct ...
02/08/2026

🏈 SUPER BOWL SUNDAY 🚨 🏈

If your pipes throw a flag today…
🚩 Illegal backup
🚩 Unnecessary roughage
🚩 Unsportsmanlike conduct 💩

Don’t let your Super Bowl party end in a plumbing penalty. Call the refs of the septic world! 😎🧻

📞 Cunningham Septic Pumping ☎️ 304-376-2469

We handle the real dirty work so you can focus on the big game 🏆🍗
Happy Super Bowl Sunday!

12/25/2025
Cunningham Septic Pumping is wishing you a smooth, clog-free World Toilet Day! If things start to get a little…backed u...
11/19/2025

Cunningham Septic Pumping is wishing you a smooth, clog-free World Toilet Day! If things start to get a little…backed up, give us a call before the situation gets truly unforgettable.
304-376-2469🎉😉🚽🧻💩

Happy National P**p Day 2025! (Annually the day after the Super Bowl.)
02/10/2025

Happy National P**p Day 2025!
(Annually the day after the Super Bowl.)

12/11/2024

Due to an unplanned surgery this week, we will have limited availability while Randy is recovering from his surgery. If your need is non emergent, please call and we can add you to the schedule for later this month. Thanks!

304-376-2469

09/07/2024

We will be at Big Bear Lake today at 3pm. Call 304-376-2469 to get on the schedule!

07/08/2024

We will be at big bear Monday evening if anyone needs their camper pumped out probably starting around 3 pm call 304 376 2469

National P**p Day is a holiday celebrated on the day after the Super Bowl. We hope you had a great one! 💩😆P**p Fun Fact:...
02/12/2024

National P**p Day is a holiday celebrated on the day after the Super Bowl. We hope you had a great one! 💩😆

P**p Fun Fact: Men versus women- Men excrete more often than women and it also takes longer for food to go through women’s digestive systems.

10/05/2023

Cunningham Septic Pumping will be at Big Bear Saturday October 7th from 9am until 11am. Please call or text Randy at 304-376-2469 to get on the schedule.💩

09/22/2023

Cunningham Septic Pumping will be at Big Bear tomorrow, Saturday September 23th, from 9am until around noon. Please call or text Randy at 304-376-2469 to get on the schedule.💩

09/16/2023

Cunningham Septic Pumping will be at Big Bear tomorrow, Saturday September 16th, at 4pm. Please call or text Randy at 304-376-2469 to get on the schedule.💩

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5038 OLD Route 73
Bruceton Mills, WV
26525

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