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Custom charcuterie boards and pre-made picnic boxes out of a window in Baltimore.

23/07/2022

A midsummer's night dream 🥂. So dehydrated, so tipsy. But turns out I still got the magic cheese touch! Countdown begins now until we open back up again in August. Get your little ordering fingers ready!

13/05/2022

🎶And we're the three best friends that anyone could have!🎶

This Sunday and the weekend of June 4th are the only weekend days available left to order boards from me before I leave for my camp nurse gig. I'll be gone until *August* so get your orders in!

But when I come back I have a million things planned for my Dog Days of Summer series! Including the return of the BARKuterie on August 7th with , another Platters and Pours event with on August 25th, and a beer and charcuterie workshop (date TBD). Hold onto your butts!

06/05/2022

Last day to order Mother's Day boards! Remember, you're only boujie bc your mama raised you right. Pinkies out this Sunday!

25/04/2022

I'm attempting my first IG Live on May 4th with . If you like watching a random person on the internet (me) flounder, accidentally cuss a lot, and you relish in the feeling of second-hand embarrassment, I'd highly recommend marking your calendar.

Gather your ingredients and follow along as we put together a Mother's Day themed board. I'll be spilling all my charcuterie secrets, probably in the form of word vomit and nonsense. We'll also be giving away a Patterson Park Picnic Box!

Please come. You know I hate feeling like I'm talking into a dark empty digital void.

15/04/2022

Wedding season! It begins.

I have a few dates left this wedding season August-November. I might regret saying that... Email me soon! I won't get back to you very quickly bc email gives me anxiety. But if your date is available, I'll make all your boujie wedding charcuterie dreams come true.

13/04/2022

The Easter Board is as darling as a bunny in a pastel bowtie...that delivers eggs? To children? Wtf?

I still have plenty of availability this weekend for Easter boards! Order the "April Specialty Board" on my website for this weekend and it'll be Easter-ific. The cheese focus is young, fresh cheeses, very Spring-like. You can expect local mozzarella made by , burrata, sheep-milk ricotta salta, goat cheese, and some extra special, absolutely incredible relatively-local (VA) goat milk caramels by . These things are... Like... Holy 💩.

Open Saturday until 5pm and Sunday until 1pm!

07/04/2022

Shut up, everyone shut up! This is the classiest news I've ever had! May 5th I will be teaching a charcuterie class at Sagamore Spirit! The class includes four cheese and whiskey pairings and the bar will be open for additional cocktails. I'm so excited I could die.

Grab your Cinco de Mayo ride-or-die or block off time on your mom's Google calendar to celebrate Mother's Day early. Tickets are $75 and spots are limited! Link in bio.

02/04/2022

Rabbit food 🐇🥕🐣🤷‍♀️

Two weeks til Passover and Easter! Get your orders in. I'll be open ON Easter until like noon to get you your Easter table munchies fresh. Because I'm a Jew and will literally do anything to avoid Mass with my husband.

It was on Easter many moons ago that he and I had our first big argument. Well, I had an argument. He had a 😮 and learned to not p**s off a hungry Jewish lady in an uncomfortable dress. Been roses and rainbows and no Easter ever since! Orders will close on the 15th!

31/03/2022

The Orioles Home Opener is on April 11th. I personally only care about baseball bc of the hot dogs, beer, and the condiment race that happens on the big screen. Team Ketchup all the way. You, however, are a classy baseball fan who actually understands the rules. You're probably Team Relish, the most posh of the hot dog condiments. Way to be the better person.

Order your ultra-boujie Opening Day shareable charcuterie box to go with your most polite sportsman-like heckling of the pitcher. His butt may be big, but that's actually a compliment. This $30 charcuterie box special comes with ballpark favorites, such as peanuts and Crackerjacks. Duh.

Pickup available at the pick up window on Canton on April 11th until 3pm. Limited quantity available for walk-ups. Order it on my website, link in bio!

06/03/2022

Shine BRIGHT, shine FAR
Don't be SHY, Be a ✨ STAR ✨
-Tyra Banks

14/02/2022

Happy Valentine's Day, loves! Now go get that hot salami 😘

08/02/2022

What a beautiful day 🥰

Get your orders in, your tickets reserved, like, follow, the usual. And hug your person with both arms. Real tight like.

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