27/07/2026
If you're seeing this post, it might just be for you😂
As a professional cleaner, there are some special groups of people I'd really love to attract today.
First, the ceremonial cleaners. They only get to mop their homes when they're expecting visitors. The rest of the time, they and the dust are living in perfect harmony😅🧐🧐
Then we have those who wash their pillows and pillowcases once every 5 months... or even longer. My question is, how do you guys breathe while sleeping? Doesn't the smell disturb you? Some people take sleeping pills, but you already have a natural sedative. Well done! 😂
Now, let's talk about those who have never used disinfectant in their toilets before. Why? Do you think the germs are your family members? Just because you flush doesn't mean the toilet is clean. If flies are attracted to what you leave behind, shouldn't that tell you something? A little disinfectant goes a long way.
And to those people whose kitchens look like a war zone... ah! Spoons, onions, plates, seasoning cubes and dust all gathered in one place. Aunty, Uncle, please tidy up your kitchen. A clean and organised kitchen makes cooking more enjoyable—and who knows, your food might even taste better😉😋
What about those who pile up clothes for their ancestors to come and fold? 😅 Their rooms are filled with old clothes, broken items and things they no longer use. Meanwhile, cockroaches and other pests have already claimed ownership. Please, declutter! Donate what you no longer need or dispose of damaged items. You never know—the blessing you're praying for may even start from your giving out sef. Because God loves and blesses a cheerful giver🙌🙌 somebody shout PREACH SISTER😂😂
I'll stop here before some people start dragging me. If your conscience is pricking you while reading this, haunty/uncle REPENT😂
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Obi Blessing
Cecee of Glissence Cleaning Service
