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Deornyx Laundry & Laundromat Center Deornyx Laundry & Laundromat Center provides fast, reliable washing, ironing, and dry cleaning in Abuja. Self-service laundromat available.

Pickup & delivery offered. Call 07083909000 or WhatsApp 08184861376. Your clothes, handled with care.

September Wants To Go, But Your Dirty Clothes Are Still There"It is Last Saturday of September.Tomorrow is 26th.Check yo...
25/09/2026

September Wants To Go, But Your Dirty Clothes Are Still There"

It is Last Saturday of September.
Tomorrow is 26th.

Check your room. Check that chair. Check that drum in the bathroom. How many dirty clothes are there? 10? 20? 30? More?

September started with clean clothes. Now it wants to end, but your dirty clothes are following you to October. No!

You have been postponing: "I will wash tomorrow." Tomorrow has become 3 weeks.

Your Agbada for that wedding next week is dirty. Your children's school uniforms have ink stains. Your bedsheets are smelling. Your white shirts are no longer white.
You are tired. You have no time. You have no strength to wash 30 clothes this Saturday.

That is why DEORNYX said: Bring all 30. We will do JUMBO WASH.

This Saturday ONLY — *26th September 2026 — LAST SATURDAY JUMBO WASH PROMO:*

30 PIECES FOR ₦20,000 ONLY!*
Normal Price: ₦25,000 — You SAVE ₦5,000!
Wash + Iron + Long-Lasting Fresh Scent + Fold + Pack + FREE Pickup if you have 15 pieces and above.

*Imagine:* You wake up Saturday morning. No washing. You WhatsApp 08184861376. Bike comes to Mpape, Katampe, Jikoko, Berger, Jahi, Wuse, Garki — picks your 30 clothes FREE. By Monday/Tuesday, everything returns fresh, folded, smelling like boutique.
You enter October with clean wardrobe. No carry-over dirty clothes. No stress.
*But listen: Only 20 Slots Available. First Come, First Served. One Day Only — 8am to 6pm.*
Last month, people cried because slots finished. Don't say "I didn't see it."

The Month wants to end. Your dirty clothes should NOT enter next month!*
📲 Send "JUMBO 30" to WhatsApp *08184861376* NOW to book your slot before Saturday
📍DEORNYX MULTISERVICES CENTER
Off Old Market Road, Mpape — Free Pickup & Delivery Across Abuja.

25/09/2026

*LAST SATURDAY IN SEPTEMBER — DON'T CARRY DIRTY CLOTHES TO OCTOBER!*

Tomorrow is Saturday 26th September 2026. September wants to end. But look around your house — how many dirty clothes still there?
That pile you said you will wash "tomorrow"? Tomorrow is now 4 weeks.
*DEORNYX LAUNDRY AND LAUNDROMAT CENTER* says: Bring all 30 pieces, we will do JUMBO WASH for you!

THIS SATURDAY ONLY: 30
PIECES FOR ₦20,000 ONLY
(Normal ₦25k) You Save ₦5,000!*
✅ Wash + Iron + Fresh Scent + Fold + Pack>
✅ FREE Pickup for 15+ piece
✅ Only 20 Slots — First Come
First Serbed — 8am to 6pm

Imagine entering October with
fresh, clean, folded wardrobe. No
stress.
📍 *We are at
*Deornyx Multiservice Center* ,
Off Old Market Road, Mpape, Abuja*
Free Pickup & Delivery: Mpape,
Katampe, Jikoko, Berger, Jahi,
Mabushi, Wuse, Garki

📲 WhatsApp *08184861376* now to book. Type "JUMBO 30"



25/09/2026

LAST SATURDAY IN SEPTEMBER — DON'T CARRY DIRTY CLOTHES TO OCTOBER!*

Tomorrow is Saturday 26th September 2026. September wants to end. But look around your house — how many dirty clothes still there?
That pile you said you will wash "tomorrow"? Tomorrow is now 4 weeks.
Deornyx....says: Bring all 30 pieces, we will do JUMBO WASH for you!

THIS SATURDAY ONLY: 30
PIECES FOR ₦20,000 ONLY
(Normal ₦25k) You Save ₦5,000!*
✅ Wash + Iron + Fresh Scent + Fold + Pack>
✅ FREE Pickup for 15+ piece
✅ Only 20 Slots — First Come
First *LAST SATURDAY IN SEPTEMBER — DON'T CARRY DIRTY CLOTHES TO OCTOBER!*

Tomorrow is Saturday 26th September 2026. September wants to end. But look around your house — how many dirty clothes still there?
That pile you said you will wash "tomorrow"? Tomorrow is now 4 weeks.
*DEORNYX LAUNDRY AND LAUNDROMAT CENTER* says: Bring all 30 pieces, we will do JUMBO WASH for you!

THIS SATURDAY ONLY: 30
PIECES FOR ₦20,000 ONLY
(Normal ₦25k) You Save ₦5,000!*
✅ Wash + Iron + Fresh Scent + Fold + Pack>
✅ FREE Pickup for 15+ piece
✅ Only 20 Slots — First Come
First Serbed — 8am to 6pm

Imagine entering October with
fresh, clean, folded wardrobe. No
stress.
📍 *We are at
Deornyx Multiservice Center ,
Off Old Market Road, Mpape, Abuja

Free Pickup & Delivery: Mpape,
Katampe, Jikoko, Berger, Jahi,
Mabushi, Wuse, Garki

📲 WhatsApp *08184861376* now to book. Type "JUMBO 30"



23/09/2026

MY LANDLORD THOUGHT I BOUGHT NEW CURTAINS

My landlord's curtains were brown. Not because he bought brown. Because dust don cover am since 2019. Abuja dust no be joke.

He called cleaner. Cleaner washed it with Omo. Curtain tear.

He was angry. "₦45k curtain!"

His wife said "Call DEORNYX."

DEORNYX came to Mpape, carried the curtains, bedsheets, and even his white Agbada that has stain.

3 days later, they brought it back.

When my landlord entered his parlour, he shouted: "Ah! Who bought new curtains?!"

His wife laughed: "Na your old curtains. Na DEORNYX wash am."

The white Agbada was whiter than when he bought it. Bedsheet scent was everywhere.

Now my landlord says: "Any tenant wey no use DEORNYX no go renew house."

You have curtains, bedsheets, duvets, suits, white clothes that dust has killed? Don't throw them. DEORNYX will restore them.

We are specialists in SPECIAL WASH.

👉 WhatsApp: 08184861376
📍 Off Old Market Road, Mpape. Free Pickup in your area.
DEORNYX Laundry - We Restore, Not Just Wash.

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THE 5AM WORKER WHO WAS WASHING AT 11PMFor Busy & Working Class People - This is for you!My customer Tunde lives in Mpape...
22/09/2026

THE 5AM WORKER WHO WAS WASHING AT 11PM

For Busy & Working Class People - This is for you!

My customer Tunde lives in Mpape, works in Central Area.
,,,
Every day, Tunde wakes up 4:30am. Enters traffic. Works 8am to 5pm. Enters traffic again. Gets home 9pm. Tired like he fought 10 people.

His landlord gave him warning: "Your balcony is smelling. Wash your clothes or pack out."

But Tunde is always tired. So every Sunday night 11pm, he is outside washing, pressing his back, cursing.

No rest. No enjoyment. Just work, traffic, wash.

One Monday, he came to work late. His boss asked: "Why late again?"

He said: "I was washing till 12am."

His boss laughed: "You are washing in 2025? Guy, you never hear DEORNYX?"

Tunde said: "Wetin be that?"

Boss: "laundry for Mpape, Katampe, Jikoko, Berger Quarry. 35 clothes for ₦17,000 for one month. They will come and pick from your house FREE, 2 times a month. Wash, iron, bring am back fresh. You just bag and send."

Tunde registered that day. Paid ₦3,000 once.

Now? Tunde reaches house 9pm, eats, presses phone, sleeps.

Saturday? He goes to gym, barbershop, sees girlfriend. No washing bucket in sight.

His balcony is now empty. His wardrobe is full of fresh ironed shirts. His boss said: "Tunde, you don dey fresh. Promotion is coming."

Tunde smiled. Na Deornyx dey do the work.

Abuja is hard enough. Work is hard. Traffic is hard. Why are you still adding washing to your suffering?

If you live in Mpape, Katampe, Jikoko, Berger Quarry, Mashafa and you are a busy worker — banker, teacher, civil servant, site worker, driver, nurse, businessman — THIS IS FOR YOU.

Your time is money. Stop wasting your weekend inside soapy water.

Let DEORNYX be your laundry department.

✅ BASIC MONTHLY: 35 Clothes = ₦17,000/month
✅ 2 FREE pickups per month
✅ FREE delivery to your door
✅ Wash + Dry + Iron + Fresh Scent
✅ One-time registration: ₦3,000 only

Bag it. We pick it. We wash it. You wear fresh.

Send "I'M BUSY, WASH FOR ME" to 08184861376 on WhatsApp with your location.

We will pick up this Friday.

DEORNYX Laundry - Freshness Delivered
📍 Deornyx Multiservices Nigeria
Off Old Market Road, Mpape
We wash, you rest. Focus on your hustle.

21/09/2026

HOW MY SINGLE GUY NEIGHBOR ALMOST LOST HIS JOB BECAUSE OF SMELLING SHIRT

My neighbor Emeka is a fine boy. Works in Wuse. But Emeka is lazy to wash.

Every Monday, same shirt. Tuesday, same shirt. Wednesday, he turns it inside-out.

One day, his oga called him: "Emeka, come. Do you have washing machine at home?"

Emeka said "No sir."

Oga said "That explains it."

Emeka was so embarrassed he wanted to resign.

That night he saw my DEORNYX bag at my door. He asked: "How much?"

I said: "Guy, 35 clothes = ₦17k for one month. They will come to your house 2 times to carry your clothes. Wash, iron, perfume am. You go dey fresh like new appointment letter."

Emeka registered that night. ₦3,000 once.

Today? Emeka has 10 shirts rotating. His oga said "Emeka, you don dey dress like MD. Keep it up."

Oga no know say na DEORNYX dey behind am.

Bachelor in Mpape, Katampe, Jikoko — Stop wearing one shirt 3 times. Let DEORNYX make you fresh.

👉 Chat: 08184861376
📍 35 Clothes = ₦17,000/month. Free Pickup & Delivery.
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21/09/2026

HOW MY SINGLE GUY NEIGHBOR ALMOST LOST HIS JOB BECAUSE OF SMELLING SHIRT

My neighbor Emeka is a fine boy. Works in Wuse. But Emeka is lazy to wash.

Every Monday, same shirt. Tuesday, same shirt. Wednesday, he turns it inside-out.

One day, his oga called him: "Emeka, come. Do you have washing machine at home?"

Emeka said "No sir."

Oga said "That explains it."

Emeka was so embarrassed he wanted to resign.

That night he saw my DEORNYX bag at my door. He asked: "How much?"

I said: "Guy, 35 clothes = ₦17k for one month. They will come to your house 2 times to carry your clothes. Wash, iron, perfume am. You go dey fresh like new appointment letter."

Emeka registered that night. ₦3,000 once.

Today? Emeka has 10 shirts rotating. His oga said "Emeka, you don dey dress like MD. Keep it up."

Oga no know say na DEORNYX dey behind am.

Bachelor in Mpape, Katampe, Jikoko — Stop wearing one shirt 3 times. Let DEORNYX make you fresh.

👉 Chat: 08184861376
📍 35 Clothes = ₦17,000/month. Free Pickup & Delivery.
DEORNYX Laundry - Freshness Delivered.

20/09/2026

THE SMELL THAT EMBARRASSED MAMA NGOZI 😔

Mama Ngozi is a very neat woman.

But last Sunday in church, while she was dancing during praise, her son pulled her wrapper:
"Mummy, your cloth dey smell."

She was so embarrassed.

She washed that cloth herself on Saturday, but there was no sun to dry it well. And NEPA took light, so she couldn't iron it.

That week, her friend told her about DEORNYX Laundry in Mpape.

Her friend said: "Mama Ngozi, leave this suffering. These people wash like they are washing for President. And their scent lasts for 2 weeks!"

Mama Ngozi tried our BASIC MONTHLY DEAL.

35 Clothes for ₦17,000
Wash + Dry + Iron + Nice Scent
2 times in a month, we come to your house and carry your clothes FREE!

They picked her clothes on Friday. On Tuesday, they brought them back.

When Mama Ngozi opened the bag, the scent filled her whole room! White clothes shining. Husband's shirts ironed like new. Wrapper folded like boutique own.

Last Sunday? Everybody was asking: "Mama Ngozi, which perfume you dey use?"

She smiled. "No be perfume. Na DEORNYX."

Since then, she has not touched water to wash.

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YOUR CLOTHES SHOULD NOT EMBARRASS YOU. THEY SHOULD ANNOUNCE YOU.

Abuja is dusty. Sun is hot. Light no dey. Why still washing with your hands?

We have plan for you:
👕 REGULAR: Just 5 clothes? We will wash.
👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 MONTHLY: 35 Clothes = ₦17k — Best for families.
👔 SPECIAL: Curtains, Bedspreads, Suits, Whites — We restore them.

We pick up. We deliver. You smell fresh.

This Saturday is FREE PICKUP in Mpape, Katampe, Jikoko, Berger Quarry.

Will you still wash this weekend?

👉 WhatsApp: 08184861376
Send "WASH MY CLOTHES" + Your Location
📍 DEORNYX Laundry, Off Old Market Road, Mpape — Freshness Delivered

19/09/2026

DON'T CARRY DIRTY CLOTHES INTO NEXT WEEK! 👕➡️👔*

Once it's Friday night, your dirty clothes hamper is FULL.

School uniforms from Monday to Friday.
Your work shirts.
Mama's wrapper and buba.
Daddy's kaftan.
Baby's clothes.

You are tired. You want to sleep. But your mind is saying "You must wash on Saturday."

What if you don't have to?

*THIS SATURDAY, DO THIS INSTEAD:*

Bag all the dirty clothes. No sorting. Just bag am.

Drop it at DEORNYX Laundry or chat us to come pick it for FREE.

Go and enjoy your Saturday. Go to market. Make your hair. Watch football. Sleep!

By Tuesday, all your clothes will be back — washed, dried, ironed, packaged, smelling fresh like you bought new ones.

No stress. No back pain. No Saturday fight.

*SATURDAY DROP-OFF SPECIAL:*

✅ Drop Saturday, Ready Tuesday (48 Hours)
✅ Wash + Dry + Iron + Package + Long Lasting Scent
✅ SPECIAL MONTHLY: 35 Clothes = ₦17,000/month (2 FREE Pickups + FREE Delivery)
✅ Or Pay Per Wash - Affordable
✅ One-time Registration: ₦3,000

📍 Off Old Market Road, Mpape
🚚 FREE Delivery Back: Mpape, Katampe, Jikoko, Berger Quarry, Mashafa
⏰ Open Every Saturday 8am - 6pm

*Don't enter next week with dirty clothes. Drop it tomorrow!*

👉 WhatsApp: 08184861376
Send "SATURDAY DROP-OFF" + Your Location

DEORNYX Laundry - Freshness Delivered
_Weekend. Clean. Fresh. Reliable._

Address

10 Ogabo Street Mpape District
Abuja

Opening Hours

Monday 07:00 - 21:00
Tuesday 07:00 - 21:00
Wednesday 07:00 - 21:00
Thursday 07:00 - 21:00
Friday 07:00 - 21:00
Saturday 07:00 - 21:00

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+2348184861376

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