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Address: C01 Golden Sands, Cleckheaton, HU192QF, GB
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19/07/2026

📖 The Gospel According to Beviboo

This Sunday’s Sermon…

Reading from the Book of Mind Your Own Bloody Business, Chapter 4, Verse 99…

“Thou shalt stop comparing thyself to Sharon from down the road, for Sharon has been in business 17 years, has three staff, a husband who does the books, and an unhealthy addiction to Zoflora.”

Can I get an amen?

Honestly…

Comparison is like sitting in someone else’s driving test and wondering why you’re not moving.

You don’t know how long they’ve been grafting.

You don’t know how many disasters they’ve survived.

You don’t know how many times they’ve cried into a cuppa and thought, “Sod this.”

You only see the polished version.

You don’t see the panic.

So here’s this week’s homework…

Stop stalking everyone else’s success.

Spend that hour building your own.

Now then…

The collection plate.

For less than the price of a posh coffee each week, you can join The Gospel According to Beviboo for £4.99 a month (minimum 3 month commitment).

What do you get for your offering?

🙏 Weekly business sermons that actually help.

🤖 AI lessons that save you hours.

📱 Content ideas that bring in customers instead of just collecting likes from your Auntie Sandra.

💷 Pricing and business tips that’ll stop you working for peanuts.

😂 The weekly rant. Because apparently shouting at the internet is one of my spiritual gifts.

🚀 Early access to my courses, events and the daft ideas I dream up at 2am.

No fluff.

No “manifest harder.”

No pretending running a business is all vision boards and positive vibes.

Just honest advice, plenty of laughs, and the occasional kick up the backside when you need one.

Now go forth…

And may your customers reply with more than,

“How much?”

Amen and pass the fu***ng crumpets 🙏🏻

14/07/2026

“Give your team an AI Power Hour.”

Everybody keeps talking about becoming an AI-powered business.

Then they attend one webinar, download 300 prompts and return to doing everything exactly as they did before.

That is not transformation.

That is collecting stationery for the robot revolution.

Try this instead.

Give yourself or your team one hour every week.

Pick one irritating, repetitive business job.

The enquiry replies.

The quote follow-up.

The staff handover.

The missing paperwork.

The weekly content.

The customer reminder.

Then ask:

Could AI make this quicker without making it worse?

Test it.

Check it.

Improve it.

Save the prompt or process that worked.

At the end of a year, you will not have one enormous magical AI system.

You will have 52 small improvements.

And 52 small improvements can completely change how a business runs.

You do not need to become an AI expert overnight.

You need to stop doing the same annoying job manually every bloody Tuesday.

Amen. Pass the Power Hour.

14/07/2026

One of the best bits of business advice I've heard recently came from Amelia Sordell.

**Share what you know.**

That's it.

Not what you think people want to hear.

Not what everyone else is posting.

Not another quote nicked from the internet.

What **you** know.

Every client you've helped.

Every mistake you've made.

Every lesson you've learned.

Every problem you've solved.

Whether it's in a video, a post, a voice note or a quick story while you're making a brew.

People don't buy from the person who knows everything.

They buy from the person who proves they know what they're talking about.

I've realised something over the last few months.

The more I stop trying to be clever and simply share what I know...

The more opportunities come my way.

So if you're sat there wondering what to post today...

Teach something.

Someone out there needs to hear it.

And if one person says, "I already know that..."

Brilliant.

A hundred others won't.

That's why you keep showing up.

13/07/2026

Right… I need your opinion.

I’ve been building something behind the scenes, and before anyone gets excited, I’m not selling anything.

I’m genuinely doing some market research.

Imagine you had your own AI Tender Manager for your cleaning business.

Not some robot that spits out rubbish.

I mean something that could help you:

🏆 Find cleaning contracts worth bidding for.

📄 Explain confusing tender documents.

❌ Tell you when a contract isn’t worth your time.

✍️ Help you write stronger tender responses.

✅ Tell you what policies or documents you’re missing before you submit.

Basically… an experienced Tender Manager on your laptop at 10pm with no hourly rate. 😅

My question is…

If it genuinely saved you hours and helped you win more work…

💷 What would you realistically pay as a one-off purchase?

❤️ £49–£99

👍 £100–£199

😮 £200–£299

🔥 £300+

Or…

Tell me why you wouldn’t buy it.

Please be brutally honest. I’d rather hear the truth now than build something nobody wants.

11/07/2026

✍️ Content Clinic

Your content isn’t getting customers because you’re talking about YOU.

“We offer…”

“We provide…”

“We specialise in…”

Nobody wakes up thinking…

“I really hope I see another post about someone’s deep cleaning service today.”

People are thinking…

“I’m exhausted.”

“My house is doing my head in.”

“I’ve got family coming round.”

“I can’t keep on top of everything.”

That’s your content.

Talk about THEIR life.

Not your services.

Your customer is the main character.

Not your Henry Hoover.

That’s today’s Content Clinic.

You’re welcome.

10/07/2026

💷 The Wage Files

Today’s lesson…

Being fully booked does not mean you’re making money.

I know cleaners working 60 hours a week who couldn’t afford a week in Skegness.

Then I know cleaners working 25 hours who are taking home more.

The difference?

They know their numbers.

Can you answer these without guessing?

💰 What does it cost you to clean for one hour?

💰 What do you charge per hour?

💰 What’s left after wages?

💰 What’s left after EVERYTHING else?

If your answer is…

“Erm…”

Congratulations.

You’re not running a business.

You’re gambling with a mop.

Work it out.

Your bank account will thank you.

And yes…

We’ll be talking a lot more about this in The Gospel According to Beviboo because this stuff matters.

09/07/2026

🤖 Gerald’s AI Lesson

Right then…

If you’re still opening ChatGPT and typing…

“Write me a Facebook post about oven cleaning.”

…we need to have a little chat.

That’s like buying a Ferrari and only using it to drive to the corner shop.

AI isn’t here to write your content.

It’s here to make you think differently.

Try this instead…

“You’re a busy mum with two kids, a full time job and a dog that moults like it’s being paid. Why haven’t you booked a cleaner yet? Give me ten honest reasons.”

Now you’ve got ten customer objections.

Turn each one into a post.

One prompt.

Ten ideas.

That’s how you create content people actually stop scrolling for.

Remember…

People don’t buy because you clean ovens.

They buy because they want their Saturday back.

Gerald says work smarter.

I say stop making AI write boring crap.

Who’s trying this today?

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C01 Golden Sands
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Telephone

+448000025372

Website

http://www.thegreatbritishcleaning.co.uk/

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