02/05/2026
A very lucky escape.
Walking through Sutton town centre when a guy walks up to me to shake hands. As I reached to meet his hand, I’m still thinking which customer are you.
I had time to withdraw my hand before contact when it dawned on me who he was.
Bloody MPs.
3rd time into the centre in 20 years
and it’s still full of idiots!
Home safe now.