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The No Mess Express

Name: The No Mess Express
Address: Swansea, Swansea, GB
Telephone: +447394371859

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Proudly serving our community with dependable and friendly cleaning services�

26/10/2026

💚🧽 WE’RE HIRING! JOIN THE NO MESS EXPRESS TEAM! 🧽💚

We’re looking for a reliable, hardworking and friendly part-time cleaner to join our team! ✨

📍 Area: Swansea
🕒 Hours: Varying hours
💷 Pay: £13 per hour

Are you someone who takes pride in their work, has a great eye for detail and loves making homes sparkle? 🏡✨ Then we’d love to hear from you!

💚 What we’re looking for:
🧹 Someone reliable and trustworthy
✨ A positive attitude and good work ethic
🏡 Someone who takes pride in a job well done
💚 Cleaning experience is a bonus, but a great attitude is just as important!

If you’re interested in joining The No Mess Express, send us a private message for more information! 📩

Please share this post with anyone who might be interested — it would mean a lot to us! 🫶

24/10/2026

🧽✨ AVAILABILITY THIS WEEK! ✨🧽

We have some availability this week for anyone needing a little extra help getting their home sparkling clean! 🏡🫧

🗓️ Our available days are:
✨ Monday
✨ Wednesday
✨ Thursday

Whether you need a regular clean, a one-off clean, or just a little helping hand to freshen up your home, we’re here to help! 🧹💖

📩 Message us today to book your slot! Our spaces are limited, so get in touch to secure your preferred day.

Thank you so much for supporting our small business! 🫶🏼💕

13/10/2026

💚✨ A LITTLE UPDATE FROM US! ✨💚

We know we’ve been a little quiet on social media lately, but behind the scenes we’ve been super busy keeping your homes sparkling! 🧽🏡 Thank you so much to all our lovely clients for keeping us so busy and continuing to support our small business. 🫶🏼

We do have ONE SLOT AVAILABLE NEXT TUESDAY THE 20TH 💚

This slot is available for either a general clean or a deep clean, depending on what you need! ✨

📩 Message us to enquire about this slot or to find out what other availability we have coming up.

Thank you for keeping us so busy! 💚🧹

14/08/2026

POV: you’re coming to work with me today👀✨

08/08/2026

A little toilet refresh ✨ Clean, fresh and gleaming

07/08/2026

✨ A little update to our booking policy ✨

To help us manage our diary and continue providing the best service to all of our lovely clients, we now have a cancellation policy in place.

🧼 More than 48 hours’ notice – No charge
🧼 Less than 24 hours’ notice – 50% of the booked service fee
🧼 Same-day cancellations or no-shows – 100% of the booked service fee

We completely understand that emergencies happen, and we always appreciate as much notice as possible.

Thank you for your understanding and for supporting our small business. 💚

05/08/2026

✨ We’re proud to keep homes and businesses sparkling across South Wales! ✨

From Kidwelly and Llanelli to Swansea, Neath, Port Talbot, and across the beautiful Gower Peninsula including Port Eynon, Oxwich, Rhossili and surrounding areas – we’re here to help with all your cleaning needs. 🧼🏡

Whether it’s a regular domestic clean, a deep clean, end-of-tenancy, holiday let, or commercial property, you can count on us for reliable service and spotless results every time.

📍Not sure if we cover your area? Just send us a message – we’re always happy to help!

📞 Get in touch today
✨ A Cleaner Space, A Better Place

17/07/2026

🎉 Better late than never… We turned ONE! 🎉

On the 1st of July, The No Mess Express celebrated our 1st anniversary! 🥳

We may have missed the date (that’s what happens when you’re busy making homes sparkle! ✨), but we couldn’t let this milestone pass without saying a huge THANK YOU.

To every customer who has trusted us with their home or business over the last year – thank you for your support, recommendations, and kind words. You’ve helped make our first year one to remember, and we truly appreciate every single one of you. 💚

To celebrate, we’re launching our Anniversary Referral Offer! 🚂🧽

🤝 Refer a friend and when they book a clean, you’ll receive £10 OFF your next clean.

🏡 Your friend will receive 10% OFF their first clean.

It’s our way of saying thank you for helping The No Mess Express continue to grow. 💚

If you’ve been thinking about booking a clean, or know someone who could do with a helping hand, now’s the perfect time!

📩 Send us a message today for a free quote.

Here’s to another year of sparkling homes and happy customers! ✨

30/06/2026

✨ Real reviews. Real results. Real homes transformed. ✨

We just want to take a moment to say a huge thank you to every single one of our amazing customers — our regular clients, everyone who has booked a one-off clean, and anyone who has trusted The No Mess Express with their home 🤍

Your support, recommendations, kind messages and lovely reviews mean more than you know. 🥹✨
Being able to walk into a home and leave our customers feeling happy, relaxed and proud of their space is exactly why we love what we do 🧼🏡

And for anyone who hasn’t tried us yet…

🌟 NEW CUSTOMER OFFER 🌟
✨ First month cleans — £18 per hour
✨ Deep cleans — £23 per hour

Whether you need regular help, a deep clean, or just a little extra time back for yourself — we’re here to help 💚

We’d love to welcome you to The No Mess Express family
💬Message us today to book your clean and let us take the mess away

22/06/2026

✨ WELCOME OFFER ✨

New customers can enjoy their first month for only £18 an hour! 🤩

Don’t miss out on this special introductory deal — get in touch to book your place 💛

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Swansea
Swansea

Telephone

+447394371859

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