Clean Difference

Name: Clean Difference
Address: 3 Wi******er Street, Stratford, RG287EJ, GB
Telephone: +443301185011

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14/11/2025

What a week!!

From the last day of t-shirt weather, into torrential rain territory today.

So, whisper it quietly, but winter is coming. If you want to book in a gutter clean now the leaves have all dropped, or get those windows cleaned before Christmas, just give us a shout!

PS...the shorts will be staying throughout!

13/06/2025

https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1BqoJh7PKt/

Don't be this guy, give us a call for all window cleaning requirements, and avoid spending the dinner with a broken ankle!!

07/03/2025

Just for the record, I take issue with him having this title...I was never asked to enter!! Apparently, Dad bods are considered sexy these days!!

So, if you want an olive skinned hunk cleaning your windows (who may have a bit of a middle aged paunch, be greying ever so slightly, and is just below average height), then please, drop me a message!!
.. But please, don't feel the need to throw mud at your own windows!!

01/11/2024

Ever feel you're being watched? Apparently, cats absolutely love a good window clean and gutter clearance!

If you've got cats, or your neighbours have cats or even if you just like cats (or even if you hate them), drop me a message so I can book you in!!

06/09/2024

I didn't work today (I'm not sure why!! 😉) but I really want more next week!!

If you want your windows cleaned or gutters cleared, just drop me a message, or get a quote on www.cleandifference.co.uk !!

Happy weekend!

03/05/2024

I have done lots of gutter clearing and gutter, fascia and soffit cleans this week, as people are realising that their houses need a little TLC as they come out of hibernation. I want to say a huge thank you to the customers who have made the job fun in the past 5 days - thank you!

If anyone realises that their UPVC needs a little love, drop me a message!!

19/04/2024

EDIT:
So, congrats to Claire Louise, you were the closest and your next clean will be free!!

Summer is great because the dog 💩 is dry meaning:
1) no stepping in it and then getting it in the van
2) most importantly, not dragging my hose through it and winding it all the way up on the reel (💩🤢🤮). This is possibly the worst part of the job!!!!

Thanks for joining in!!!

FREE WINDOW CLEAN!!!!

Last week, I expressed my unparalleled happiness and joy that finally, the rains have ceased, and the sun has arrived. There are very obvious reasons for this:
1) lovely working environment
2) I'm not constantly damp
3) I don't have to hide in my steamed up van between cleans

I could go on... However, there is one very bizarre, extra reason that makes me rejoice. If you like and follow my page, and give me the right answer in the comments by 12pm, you get a free window clean (whether an existing customer or not).

I will put the answer in an edit tomorrow afternoon.

12/04/2024

Today is a short post... Yay, Sunshine! Finally.

If you want your windows cleaned regularly by a happy, sun loving window cleaner, drop me a message.

Local, reliable, friendly, happy!!

15/03/2024

Questions for a window cleaner:
Customer: What the hell has happened to your legs?
Me: Spring is springing
Customer: What's that got to do with your legs?
Me: my legs are being eaten alive by the insects who know that spring is springing!!

32 bloomin bites!! If you want a reliable and regular window cleaner, who will brave the gardens of middle England, drop me a message!!

Local, reliable, friendly and eaten alive!

(Apologies for the gratuitous leg shot!!)

01/03/2024

Questions for a Window Cleaner:

Undoubtedly, the biggest question I've had over the last 2 weeks (including from me) is " Why are you out in this weather?"

My response generally centres around 3 points:

1) There's no point in me complaining about the weather, if I've chosen to become a window cleaner I just have to get on with it (I then generally proceed to whinge about the weather).

2) The rain doesn't actually affect the finish on your windows. In fact, because rainwater is pure water (which is what we use as it doesn't contain the chemicals of tap water that can leave streaks and droplet marks), it helps me clean more quickly as the glass is already wet.

3) Rain carries very little dirt, and any dirt it leaves has a cumulative effect over a long period, which is why we clean every 6 weeks (if it doesn't rain today, it's likely to tomorrow or the day after anyway).

So, if you want a regular window cleaner who will turn up rain or shine, drop me a message.

Local, friendly, reliable, drenched.

12/01/2024

"Questions for a window cleaner", week 2:

This week's is an easy one as I have been asked this question roughly 42 times... "Why in God's name are you still wearing shorts in this weather?"

I'll let you decide between the 2 possible answers:
1) because I wouldn't want to deprive the world of viewing my hairy little stumps.
2) skin dries quicker than trousers, so shorts, believe it or not, keep me warmer.

Reader warning, you may find the following image disturbing...

So, of you want a regular window cleaner, or simply have a fe**sh for Ewok legs, drop me a message!

Local, reliable, half dressed

05/01/2024

Happy New Year! With a new year comes a new approach, and it is "Questions of a Window Cleaner". Todays question is a very topical one:

"What things stop you working?"

In one word, this week, I would say "Henk", then yesterday, something happened at 50 miles an hour after hitting an unavoidable pothole!!!!

It is perfectly fine to clean in rain, as rain is pure water and so doesn't leave marks (a post to follow later in the year on this), but there are limits.

Apparently, it's not OK to hit a pothole, with the tyre exploding at 50 miles an hour the next day!!

Local, professional, friendly, and thankfully, alive!!

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3 Wi******er Street
Stratford
RG287EJ

Telephone

+443301185011

Website

http://cleandifference.co.uk/

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