16/10/2026
🎃 HALLOWEEN IS STILL WEEKS AWAY, PEOPLE! 😂
The pumpkins are out, the bats are stuck on the glass and the fake cobwebs are multiplying faster than actual spiders! 🕷️
THE COBWEBS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE ON THE WINDOWS, LOVE. THAT'S OUR JOB TO REMOVE! 🤦♂️🤣
Please spare a thought for your local window cleaner battling 47 ghosts, 19 pumpkins and enough sticky residue to hold a Boeing together. 😂
👻 We love Halloween.
🎃 We respect your decorations.
🪟 WE'D JUST LIKE TO SEE SOME ACTUAL WINDOW, PLEASE! 🤣
And the really terrifying bit? JUST 70 SLEEPS UNTIL CHRISTMAS! 🎅😱
RMT Cleaning Services — making your windows sparkle, even when Halloween has thrown up on them! 😂