Valet Assassin

06/07/2026

Hi guys sorry it’s been quiet. Been moving house plus my van is currently broken and off the road. However I have had a hose installed at the new house so if any of you lovely lot want a valet done you can either drop it to me or come and wait whilst I do it 🙂 limited space still as I’m still finishing off the last bits of the move. 😎 drop us a pm and we will see what we can do to help you get them cars clean 🙂 we are now located in Bodmin 🙂

28/05/2026

Space over the weekend if anyone’s wanting some shine on 👌

26/05/2026

I hope everyone’s enjoying this absolutely glorious weather. We have space for the weekend and into next week. I have these 3 logo designs I’m not sure which one I like the most. Being a vw man I love the side on vw. But also like the more simplistic side outline of the unbranded bmw. Which I think would be better.

But which one do you guys prefer. Any of these? Or the current one. Or any other ideas?

23/05/2026

Lovely Aston is now ready for the summer. Mad to think these were one of my dream cars when I was younger to now have 2 DB9s on my wash list is amazing 👌🏼

20/05/2026

Photo dump. We have space over the weekend for any of you that might be busy during the week. And plenty of space for next week. Drop us a message and we will accommodate you to the best of our ability:)

19/05/2026

19/05/2026

Lovely little fiesta st in today.
3 stage washed. Iron removed tar removed ceramic magiseal applied. Inside hoovered cleaned and seats shampooed leather conditioned smelling and looking like a new car now 🤘🏼🤘🏼

18/05/2026

Cards are here to start handing out. And even got myself a pen lol.

14/05/2026

Got space tomorrow and next week. Let’s get those cars clean ready for a hopeful sunny summer 😎😎

14/05/2026

Had this corsa in today for a wash the customer had scraped the rear bumper on a wall which had left quite the abrasion so the task was to try and fade as much as possible so they can decide what route to go with the repair. I think it had faded quite well compared to what it was before.