06/03/2026
There was always that one weird horse girl at school.
You know the one.
Galloping across the playground.
Neighing at inappropriate moments.
Drawing horses on every piece of paper.
Correcting people on different breeds like a tiny equine professor.
Hair in a questionable ponytail.
Grass stains on the knees.
Possibly carrying a plastic horse in their school bag.
That child was deeply committed to the trotting and cantering and neighing.....
And honestly?
Looking back…
Most of us were that child.
And the funniest part?
We never grew out of it.
Now we're just the weird horse adult person.....
And....
We just got real horses instead. 🐴😂