The #2 Crew

01/08/2025

🌿 Spot the #2 Crew around town? 🌿

We’ve been out and about today delivering leaflets in the Bellingham Road area – if you caught our busy team in action, we’d love to hear from you!

Whether you waved hello or found one of our flyers through your letterbox, drop us a comment below and let us know. 👇

We’re here to keep Kendal’s gardens clean and fresh, one scoop at a time. 🐶💩

01/08/2025

🐾 Say goodbye to the poo and hello to peace of mind! 🐾

The #2 Crew is here, and we’re ready to tackle all your doggy deposits. We get it – picking up poo isn’t exactly glamorous. That’s why we’ve made it our business (literally!). 🪣✨

💷 Introductory Offer: Grab your first two cleans for just £10 per week – after that, it’s only £12.50 per week. Affordable, reliable, and one less job on your to‑do list!

Why choose us?
• 🧼 Clean & Sanitised: We disinfect our tools and kit between every property. It’s like the cleaners are cleaning up after the cleaners.
• 💪 No Turd Too Tough: We’ve seen it all (seriously, you wouldn’t believe some of the deposits). With us, your garden will look pristine again.
• 😂 Fun & Friendly: We love a good laugh (and a cheeky poo joke or two!). But we take your yard hygiene seriously, leaving nothing behind but the fresh scent of victory.

Whether your pup leaves you little surprises on the lawn or full‑blown landmines, don’t stress. Let The #2 Crew handle the mess – we’re the experts when it comes to taking care of business.

Ready to give your garden a refresh? Send us a message or drop a comment below. Let’s turn your garden from “ooh” to “oooh‑la‑la”! 🐶💩

29/07/2025

🚨 Tired of dodging landmines in your own garden?
Let The #2 Crew handle the dirty work… so you don’t have to step in it! 💩

We’re Kendal’s trusted dog waste removal specialists, keeping gardens clean, fresh, and pong-free – one poo at a time. 🐾

💥 Introductory Offer:
✅ Just £10 per week for your first 2 weekly cleans
✅ Then only £12.50 per week – no contracts, no hassle, no mess!

Enjoy a garden that’s safe for kids, pets, and bare feet – without lifting a finger.

📍 Serving Kendal & surrounding areas
💬 Book your first clean today!
🌐 www.the2crew.co.uk
📱 WhatsApp: 07448 693 074

Because dealing with dog muck is our job… and we’re really rather good at it! 🧤🐶

27/07/2025

🐶💩 Dog mess in the garden? Let us take care of it.
We’re The #2 Crew – Kendal’s local dog waste removal specialists.

We know life gets busy, and cleaning up after your dog isn’t the most pleasant job. That’s where we come in.

With a discreet, dependable service and a focus on cleanliness and care, we help homeowners, landlords, and businesses keep outdoor spaces safe, hygienic, and usable.

✅ Weekly clearances
✅ Friendly, professional service
✅ Fully insured and environmentally responsible
✅ Serving Kendal and nearby villages

Whether you’ve got one dog or a whole pack, we’re here to help keep your space clean – so you don’t have to give it a second thought.

📩 Message us today for a quick, no-obligation quote.
The #2 Crew – trusted by dog owners across Kendal.

25/07/2025

Happy Friday from The #2 Crew! 💩🐾
We’ve been scooping 💩 all week—now it’s your turn to drop something in our feed!
Post the last pic of your pup from your camera roll 👇 We want to see those furry troublemakers (bonus points if they’re mid-mess). 😂

22/07/2025

💩 You’ve got dog p**p in the garden? We’ve got you covered.

At The #2 Crew, we’re not just in the business of scooping the p**p—we’re in the business of saving shoes, nostrils, and neighbourhood pride. 😎

Here’s who we’re proud to help:
🧓 Elderly pet lovers who shouldn’t be wrestling with waste
♿️ People with disabilities who deserve clean gardens too
👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Busy families who have 99 problems—and p**p shouldn’t be one
🌎 And Mother Earth, because left-behind dog waste can mess with the environment big time

We turn crappy jobs into clean gardens—and yes, we do make p**p jokes professionally. 💼

So if your garden’s gone rogue, give us a shout. We’ll handle the dirty work so you can enjoy the clean.

21/07/2025

Let us handle the mess! 💩

📞 07448 693 074
🌐 The2Crew.co.uk

19/07/2025

The grass is always greener…
…when it’s not full of dog turds.
Let us help. 🌱💩

📞 07448 693 074 | 🌐

Your Dog's Business is Our Business

16/07/2025

🐾 Would you pay a small fee to never scoop dog p**p from your garden again?

If so, The #2 Crew has your back — and your garden. 💩

We’re a brand-new, locally-run service in Kendal, here to take the stink out of pet ownership with professional, reliable weekly garden cleanups.

No mess. No stress. Just a p**p-free lawn you can enjoy — without lifting a finger.

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✅ First 2 visits just £10 each*
✅ Regular weekly service: from £12.50/week, billed monthly
✅ Discreet, hygienic, and zero judgement
✅ Friendly, local, and fully insured

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We’re not a novelty — we’re a trusted pet waste removal and garden hygiene service for busy families, dog lovers, elderly owners, and anyone who wants their time (and garden) back.

💩 Your Dogs Business is Our Business 💩

📞 Call or text: 07448 693 074
🌐 Visit: The2Crew.co.uk

15/07/2025

🐾💩 Refer a Friend – Get a Half-Price Clean! 💩🐾

Hate picking up dog poo?
We get it — that’s literally our job! 😅

Now you can get rewarded for spreading the word about The #2 Crew 🧤

👇 Here’s how it works:

✅ Your friend gets their first clean for just £10
✅ After they’ve had their first clean AND one full-price clean (£12.50)
✅ YOU get a clean for HALF PRICE!

Simple as that — no contracts, no fuss. Just a cleaner, fresher garden.

07448 693 074 📲 To refer someone, just send us a message here on Facebook or WhatsApp and tell us their name once they book.

Let’s clean up Kendal’s gardens, one poo at a time! 🐕🌿
Tag a dog-owning friend below to get started 👇👇👇

15/07/2025

🌿 Too busy to scoop the p**p? We’ve got your back! 🐾

At The #2 Crew, we take care of the one job nobody wants… so your garden stays clean, safe, and totally poo-free!

💩 Weekly Dog Waste Removal
📍 Serving Kendal & Surrounding Areas
✅ First 2 Cleans for just £10!
✅ Ongoing Service: £12.50/week
🐶 Trusted. Professional. Friendly.

📲 Message us now → 07448 693 074
🌐 Learn more: The2crew.co.uk

👇 Tag a dog owner who needs this service!