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Did you know The Dirt Nerd decorates too??Completely transformed this entire flat. How homely and inviting does it look ...
03/06/2026

Did you know The Dirt Nerd decorates too??

Completely transformed this entire flat. How homely and inviting does it look now?!

Once decorated this flat received a full deep clean. A new bath panel, toilet seat and shower head were fitted also, finishing off the bathroom perfectly.

With the new carpets in too, this home is ready to fill with love once again 🥰

Feel free to message regarding any cleaning or decorating work you may require.

07/05/2026

This is sooooo satisfying 😆 this flat is going to look amazing with new flooring 🥰

Just a few before and afters from a kitchen deep clean today. I do love a deep clean 🤓
07/05/2026

Just a few before and afters from a kitchen deep clean today. I do love a deep clean 🤓

Availability on Mondays and Wednesdays for weekly or fortnightly cleans. Fully insured, enhanced DBS and can provide ref...
25/03/2026

Availability on Mondays and Wednesdays for weekly or fortnightly cleans. Fully insured, enhanced DBS and can provide references :) covering the Deal, Dover and surrounding areas.

I just need access to a vacuum and a mop as I travel by motorcycle. I bring all other products with me :)

General or deep cleaning available.

Even if you don't need a cleaner for yourself, please share this post for me :)

Feel free to send a message to discuss your requirements :)

I feel like I don't post on here enough but today I JUST HAVE TO!!!!! Who doesn't love a satisfying before and after lik...
21/01/2026

I feel like I don't post on here enough but today I JUST HAVE TO!!!!!

Who doesn't love a satisfying before and after like this one?!?!

This is the home of 9 beautiful Norwegian Forest Cats, their Shelty pooch brother and their human servant. There is a LOT of hair in this house but how amazing do these stairs look once de-haired and vacuumed 😳🫧

And just look at all that hair that came off these stairs 😆 you'd expect the cats to be bald 😳

10/01/2026

Currently have spaces available on a Tuesday for general or deep cleaning. Happy to offer weekly or fortnightly slots. Please message to discuss your cleaning needs 🫧

Regular weekly and fortnight spaces available for cleaning. Also offering one off deep cleans. Please message to discuss
23/08/2025

Regular weekly and fortnight spaces available for cleaning.
Also offering one off deep cleans.
Please message to discuss

07/08/2025

🩶🩶 SILVER SERVICE AVAILABLE 🩶🩶

This service is available to over 70s and includes a kitchen clean, bathroom clean and a bed change.

The cost is £35 within the deal/walmer area. Other areas catered for but may incur a travel fee. Extra rooms can be added at a cost which will be discussed on enquiry.

I will require access to a hoover and a mop, all other products provided by myself :)

Bathroom deep clean this week!! Deep cleaning is charged at £20 per hour. The average bathroom takes 3-4 hours, and a ki...
05/07/2025

Bathroom deep clean this week!!

Deep cleaning is charged at £20 per hour. The average bathroom takes 3-4 hours, and a kitchen 4-5 (inside oven not included)

Happy cleaning 🤩🫧

We're all guilty of neglecting the fridge sometimes. This clean was satisfying 🫧🤩
05/07/2025

We're all guilty of neglecting the fridge sometimes. This clean was satisfying 🫧🤩

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