Aqua Pure Valeting

21/08/2026

IT’S FRIDAY.
YOUR CAR KNOWS WHAT YOU DID THIS WEEK. 👀

The coffee in the cup/s.
The crumbs that definitely weren’t you.
The dusty dashboard you keep pretending not to notice.
And whatever THAT is stuck to the outside. 😬

We don’t judge.

We just turn up with a van full of equipment, our own water and power, and make it all disappear. ✨

From a Pure Wash when the outside needs some proper attention, through to a Full Valet when it’s time to reset the whole car.

🔑 You hand us the keys.
🫆 We’ll deal with the evidence. 😂
🤐 Discretion GUARANTEED.

Aqua Pure Valeting 💧

18/08/2026

IF OUR PURE WASH LOOKS THIS GOOD… 👀✨

What does an Exterior Valet actually do differently?

It’s a fair question. Especially when this BMW had our Pure Wash 🤩

The answer isn’t simply “one makes your car shinier.”

💧 PURE WASH | from £50

Our Pure Wash is a thorough professional exterior clean for a vehicle that’s already in reasonable condition.

We safely remove the everyday dirt, dust and road grime, thoroughly clean the wheels and exterior, and leave your vehicle spotless clean, dried and looking like this. 👇

No drive-through. No production line. Just the same care and attention we give every vehicle we work on.

✨ EXTERIOR VALET | from £100

This is where we go further.

An Exterior Valet is for a vehicle that needs more intensive attention, with additional time and processes to tackle the more stubborn contamination and build-up that a Pure Wash isn’t designed to address.

In simple terms:

🚗 Generally well kept and needs a really good exterior clean?
Pure Wash (1.5 - 2 Hours)

🚙 Heavier build-up, stubborn contamination or hasn’t had a thorough exterior treatment for some time?
Exterior Valet (up to 3.5 Hours)

And if you’re not sure which yours needs, send us a few photos. We’ll take a look and recommend the right service for your vehicle.

Because if a Pure Wash is all it needs, that’s what we’ll tell you.

💧 Fully mobile and self-contained with our own water and power.

📩 Message Aqua Pure Valeting to enquire or book.

14/08/2026

Your car called. It’s had enough. 😂🚗

We’ve got limited availability remaining next week, so if your car is currently wearing a lovely combination of dust, road grime and whatever else the summer has thrown at it, we can help.

Whether it needs a thorough Pure Wash, some attention inside or out, or the full 5–6 hour Full Valet, we come to you fully mobile and self-contained with our own water and power.

And yes, a Full Valet really does take us 5–6 hours. Jon is not particularly good at doing things by halves. 😂

With the hosepipe ban still in place, you don’t need to supply the water either. 💧

📍 Braintree and surrounding areas.

Thinking about getting yours booked in? Drop us a message with your vehicle make/model and what you’d like done, and we’ll send over our remaining availability for next week.

Aqua Pure Valeting

13/08/2026

Wondering what it costs to have your car professionally valeted? 👀

Here you go 👇

💧 Pure Wash from £50 | approx. 1.5 - 2 hours
✨ Exterior Valet from £100 | approx. 2–3 hours
🧼 Interior Valet from £100 | approx. 2–3 hours
🚗 Full Valet from £180 | approx. 5-6 hours

We’re fully mobile and self-contained, bringing our own purified water and power to you, along with the professional products and equipment needed to give your vehicle the attention it deserves.

And these aren’t “friends and family” prices 😉 They’re our actual prices, for actual customers, across Braintree, Witham and the surrounding areas.

Times and prices are indicative and will vary depending on vehicle size and condition.

Want a price for yours? Drop us a message with your make and model and what you’d like done.

📩 Message the page
📱 Call or WhatsApp Jon on 07555 108593

12/08/2026

We LOVE a before & after!

12/08/2026

That windscreen though… 😳

Yesterday’s job was this gorgeous red Focus ST, and it definitely arrived ready for some Aqua Pure attention!

The windscreen alone tells you what it had been sitting under, but it wasn’t just about making it look clean. Jon worked his way around the car thoroughly, including the wheels, arches, glass, bodywork and all those areas where dirt and grime like to settle.

And this is why we love a before and after. ❤️

From that windscreen and tired-looking alloys to glossy red paintwork, clean glass and wheels looking like they should again.

No conveyor belt. No 20-minute turnaround. Just one car at a time and a slightly obsessive amount of attention to detail. 😂

📍 Braintree and surrounding areas
🚐 Fully mobile and self-contained
💧 Pure water final rinse
✨ Premium products and protection

We’ve got availability next week, so if your car is looking a little more like photo 1 than the finished result, drop us a message.

Aqua Pure Valeting

10/08/2026

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Google reviews are landing! And before anyone asks, no, they’re not our friends or family. 😂

They’re genuine customers who trusted Jon with their cars and then took the time to tell others what they thought.

“Attention to detail was unreal.”

“Absolutely over the moon.”

“Already booked again.”

For a small, family-run business that’s still new, reviews like these genuinely make a difference. And Jon is quietly building himself a rather lovely reputation for being very particular about other people’s cars. 😂

Thank you to everyone who has booked, recommended us or left a review. We really do appreciate it. 💧🚗

Aqua Pure Valeting
Professional mobile valeting, at your home or workplace.

07/08/2026

It really is. 😂

The hot, dry weather isn’t going anywhere, and neither is the dust!

If your car is looking decidedly less shiny than it did a few weeks ago, next week’s diary is now open and we have appointments available across Braintree and the surrounding areas.

With the hosepipe ban still in place, you don’t need to worry about getting the hose out yourself either. Aqua Pure comes directly to you, fully self-contained with our own water and power.

Whether your car needs:

💧 Pure Wash | a thorough clean, not a quick splash and go (2-3 hours)
✨ Exterior Valet | for a more thorough exterior reset (3-4 hours)
🚘 Full Valet | inside and out, with the time and attention your vehicle deserves (5-6 hours)

Larger jobs are currently being booked from 8am, so we can get started during the cooler part of the day and give your vehicle the time it deserves.

📍 Braintree & surrounding areas
🚐 Fully mobile & self-contained
💧 Spotless Water used as standard

Want one of next week’s appointments? Drop us a message and we’ll get you booked in. 💦

05/08/2026

“£50 for an exterior wash, are you for real?! 😟”

We saw this comment about us yesterday.

And if we’re honest, it pinched a bit.

We’re a new, family-run business, working incredibly hard to build something we’re proud of. So when you see something like that written publicly about your business, of course you feel it.

But after the initial sting, it made us stop and think about what £50 actually buys with Aqua Pure.

And we’re completely comfortable with the answer.

Our Pure Wash starts from £50. It’s our most basic exterior service, and it can still take Jon 2-3 hours to complete.

Because we haven’t built Aqua Pure around getting as many cars through as quickly as possible.

Every vehicle is worked on individually, by one person, from start to finish.

It’s pre-washed and snow foamed to safely loosen dirt before the paintwork is touched. Wheels and tyres are thoroughly cleaned. The bodywork is carefully hand washed using premium products. Door shuts are cleaned. It’s rinsed using our onboard purified Spotless Water, carefully hand dried with premium microfibres and the exterior glass polished.

And Jon is, frankly, meticulous. 😂

Could you drive somewhere and have your car washed much more cheaply? Absolutely.

If price and speed are your priorities, we’re probably not your people, and that’s okay.

But if you care about how your vehicle is washed, what is being used on it and having someone take the time to do it properly, we might just be.

We’re not trying to be the cheapest car wash in Braintree.

We’re trying to build a reputation for doing things properly.

So, to answer the question…

Yes. We are for real. 😊💧

🚐 Fully mobile
💧 Purified Spotless Water carried onboard
⚡ Our own power supply
🧽 Premium products & careful wash techniques
📍 Braintree & surrounding areas

Aqua Pure Valeting | Pure Wash from £50

We offer upgrade services to all of our packages, designed for those problem solving solutions & bespoke premium results.

04/08/2026

THURSDAY AVAILABILITY 🚗✨

We have availability this Thursday for a Pure Wash. Our professional exterior wash for vehicles that need a proper clean and spotless finish.

With the continued hot, dry and dusty weather, it doesn’t take long for cars to lose that freshly-cleaned look.

💧 Purified water
🫧 Premium products & snow foam
🖐️ Carefully hand washed
✨ Wheels, bodywork & exterior glass
🚐 Fully mobile & self-contained
🚱 Hosepipe ban? No problem, we bring our own water.

Pure Wash from £50

📍 Braintree & surrounding areas
📩 Message us to take the Thursday appointment.