01/31/2026
HEY FRIENDS 👋😎
If you’ve been wondering where I disappeared to the last couple weekends… influenza chose violence 🤧💀
Working in an elementary school means I spend six hours a day in a hug-heavy, love-filled, full-send PETRI DISH with tiny (adorable) germ goblins 🦠👧🧒
Lots of hugs. Lots of love. Lots of germs. And yep… I got taken out.
Long weekend plans? ❌ Cancelled.
Silver lining? Sam’s Cleaning is now OPEN FOR BUSINESS 🧽✨
📅 AVAILABLE: Feb 13, 14, 15 & 16
💘🚨 VALENTINE’S PSA FOR THE MEN 🚨 💘
Flowers wilt 🌸❌
Chocolate disappears 🍫❌
A professionally cleaned kitchen + sparkling bathrooms?? 🧼🚿✨
THAT’S ROMANCE.
Book her one. Book her two. Do not hand her a toilet brush and call it love 😌😂
To my regular clients — thank you x a million 💛🙏
Thank you for your patience, kindness, and for understanding that cold & flu season is out here doing the MOST 🤒🦠
Everyone please take care of yourselves — this bug is nasty nasty nasty 😷😵💫
We’re back on our feet, back to scrubbing, and ready to make things SHINE 💪✨
Talk soon, friends 💛
Sam 🧼🧚♀️