09/05/2026
Hi! 👋
I’m Mould. You didn’t ask, but here are some things I love to do…
▪️Being quietly toxic (stop coughing, you’re being dramatic 😒)
▪️Thriving in warm, damp air and zero ventilation, so honestly, thank you..
▪️Watching you buy a boujee candle instead of a dehumidifier.. self care, but it's giving denial.
Things I despise,
▪️IICRC Mould Remediation Tecnicians 👀
Thanks for coming my Ted Talk.
"What mould?"
Bye, Mould 😏💫