28/09/2026
🚪 **Wishy Washy Auto Doors: A Guide for the Confused, the Curious & the Chronically Too‑Close**
We know, we know… our auto doors are apparently the *eighth wonder of the world* because customers stare at them like they’re solving a riddle from a fantasy novel.
So let’s clear it up - with love, and a sprinkle of sarcasm.
Our doors are **Not** set to “leaf sensitivity”.
If they were, they’d be flinging open every time a breeze sneezed.
We’d basically be running a 24/7 open‑door festival.
If you approach the door and it doesn’t open, congratulations:
You are **too close**.
Yes… too close.
Simply take a few small steps backwards - shuffle, moonwalk, cha‑cha, whatever feels right, until you find the **Sweet Spot**.
You’ll know you’ve found it when the door magically opens like you’ve unlocked a secret level.
So remember:
🌬️ Leaves won’t open the door
🚶 Standing nose‑to‑glass won’t open the door
💃 The Sweet Spot *will* open the door
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